A Geoff-friendly side quest for gloriously leggy motors
Celebrating cars that just keep going.
High Mile Heroes is a home for heroic mileage submissions and a tiny sticker shop. Browse the leggy legends, add your own, and support the nonsense.
- Heroic mileage, old-car pride, and questionable judgement
- Browse the high-mileage survivors and add your own
- Sticker sales help keep the nonsense rolling
Mileage leaderboard
Latest high mileage submissions
Approved entries from the public Google Sheet land here automatically. If the live feed is not available, the full sheet is still one click away.
Search and filter
Showing the top approved heroes by mileage.
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Merch
Support the nonsense. Buy a sticker.
A cheerful little badge of honour for dashboards, toolboxes, and any car that has outlived common sense, financial logic, and several owners' patience.
High Mile Heroes sticker
For cars that have seen some things, heard some noises, leaked from somewhere mysterious, and carried on regardless.
- Ideal for the rear window of a stubborn old bus
- Looks even better next to a suspicious MOT certificate
- Small purchase, enormous moral support
Coming soon!
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Submissions
Want your car on the list?
If your motor is still soldiering on with a mileage figure that makes sensible people wince, it deserves a place on the board. No trailer queens. No garage ornaments. Just proper grafters.
How to submit
Use the Google Form for the car details, then upload the photo separately to get a reference code you can paste into the form.
Geoff can keep editing the Google Form questions. Photos are uploaded separately and matched to the form response with a reference code.